normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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