i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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