I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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