Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Randomize