So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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