Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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