he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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