If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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