Dual....:-)
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm having to shit out rocks
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