we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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