I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
