Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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