And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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