Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
