we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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