I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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