am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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