STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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whose parrot is this?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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