You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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