Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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