Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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