Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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