i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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