i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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