2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Randomize
