Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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