We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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