tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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