I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
