just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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