We're like a lot better than the average bears
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I wish I only lived at night.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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