It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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