I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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