Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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