Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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