who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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