at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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