: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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