There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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