We need to rekindle our bromance
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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