Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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