I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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