I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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