i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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