why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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