I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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