therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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