I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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