the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
and she was petting her beer can
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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