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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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