Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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