What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i think my cat just said my name.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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