i can't believe i had my finger in that
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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