She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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