dude i'm inner monologue high
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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