Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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